13.6.03

Episode 58 Cuts

Star Trek: Phoenix-X
Departments cut scenes 

Seifer: “Are you guys on Earth right now?”
>Elena: “No, we’re in an undisclosed location no one will ever find out. Hahahaha!!”
Seifer: “Your log says you’re at Starbase 55.”
>Elena: “Oh.”
She stops laughing and deactivates the view screen.




>Cell: “The Phoenix-X has returned to Earth after its long journey.”
Armond: “You guys didn’t get lost in the Delta Quadrant did you?”
>Seifer: “For a couple weeks, yeah.”




Felane: “Happy Birthday Captain Bodez!”
Detail: “Aah!! It’s not my Birthday!”
Suddenly Captain Bodez enters: “What? Huh? A surprise Brithday party?”
Felane: “You ruined our surprise, Detail!!”
Detail: “I’m sorry, I just--”
Bodez: “Hey is that cake? I’ll have some!”



GoyCho: “The R’s are bit off. They look like P’s. But we can work with it.”
Seifer: “Well, I’ll be!”
He pats Beck on the back.
Cell: “You’ll be what?”
Seifer: “I don’t know... I’ll just be.”
Cell: “That doesn’t make any sense.”
Seifer: “It’s a saying.”






Seifer: “Why have you called us here?”
>Nelkast: “Section 31 wants you to meet with a Technician from the X-Team, for the development of a new technology.”
Seifer: “Oh! What kind of technology?”
>Elena: “A device that can manipulate tritanuim plating.”
>Nelkast: “It can also be used to inscribe your name on the plating.”
He holds up a piece of metal with the inscription, Nelkast Rules!! on it.
Seifer: “Are you guys on Earth right now?”
>Elena: “No, we’re in an undisclosed location no one will ever find out. Hahahaha!!”
RaeLuna, checks her console: “Uhh, it says you are on Starbase 55.”
>Elena: “What is this -it- you speak of?”
RaeLuna: “My control panel.”
>Elena: “Wait a second... who are you??”
>Nelkast: “Yeah!”




>Detail: “Uhh, hey.”
Seifer: “We’re ready to beam you aboard as soon as possible.”
>Detail: “Sure thing. I am looking forward to assisting you in the development of this new technology.”
He holds up a small device.
Seifer: “What does it do again?”
>Detail: “





The Phoenix-X treks through space. Captain Cell enters the Bridge.
Cell: “What are you doing?”
Amp, shrugs: “Trekking through space.”
Cell: “Well stop it! We’re supposed to be headed for Earth!”
Amp: “Oh, I’ll stop it. I’ll stop it when you stop entering the Bridge right after I trek through space!”
Cell, rolls his eyes: “Alright, fine...”
They shake on it.

Later, the ship drops Transwarp and approaches planet Earth; an alien Planet to those who are alien’s to people who are from Earth. Seifer arranges a transmission on the Bridge with the X-Tech Team on the surface.

>Patheon: “Ah, the Phoenix-X.





Seifer arranges a transmission on the Bridge with the X-Tech Team on the surface.

>Gary: “This is... CNN Live! Tonight we have breaking News. But first, twenty-three commercials on Peptol Bismol.”
Seifer: “What the?? You’re not the Tech Team!!”
>Gary: “Wait a sec? The News isn’t interactive!?”




. Seifer arranges a transmission on the Bridge with the X-Tech Team on the surface.

>Gary: “This is... CNN Live!”
Seifer: “Hey, cool! I thought you guys stopped brodcasting ever since TV went out of style.”
>Gary: “We did. I’m actually the only person here now... I sort of, am living out of my car...”
Seifer: “Oh, I’m sorry.”
>Gary: “You should be! This is... CNN Live.”
The transmission cuts out



Seifer steps onto the Bridge meeting with the Captain.




Seifer: “I’ve gone over this guy’s report. He checks out.”
Cell: “Good job, Seifer.”
He pats him on the shoulder. No one has any idea what they’re talking about.
Ensign Dan: “What guy?”
Seifer: “That’s really not your concern!”
Ensign Dan: “B



Amp taps at the Helm, moving the Phoenix-X through space. They approach Earth.
Amp: “We made it... We’re home...”
A holographic tear falls out his eye.
Seifer: “We weren’t ever lost, trying to get home.”
Amp: “Oh, I thought that was just how you were supposed to act when you approached Earth.”